it's < 7:30 am and i am in the office already w/ both computers blazing...this can only mean one thing...the end of the world is at hand!!! the earth will flip on its axis then moonwalk 492,829 miles closer to the sun!!! saturn will shed its rings!!! the milkyway will turn into yoghurt!!! orion will finally shoot that damn arrow of his and put his arms down for once and for all!!!

i got like 1.68 hours of sleep last night, but i was fine...excited about wearing my new holden caulfield hat (and i got matching mittens to boot which i didn't mention before...the type of mittens w/ fingers that hide away ya know?)...really liked my new babes in toyland cd driving in to work...everything was unusually good for a monday morning...made a lot of noise going into my office so whoever happened to be in would know that i was here at 7:15am as opposed to the way i usually tiptoe in at ~10 am...i turned on my computers...yadayadayada...and then as soon as i heard the windows musical greeting, i had a pavlovian reaction and i crashed...heavy eyelids...blurry head...twitching right side of the face...the works...shit...i don't normally drink coffee but for the sake of keeping my job cuz i have a zilliongatrillionabillion things to do today i think i will consume some caffeine...i could really use some trader joe's chocolate covered espresso beans right about NOW...

but on my merry way to work this morning, i mulled over the idea for my band. yes, i'm gonna have a band, even if it's only in the recesses of my imagination...i've come up with a name...it will be called DRIVING BY BRAILLE...yes, that's how i normally drive in seattle according to my friend ryan...and i've written my first song for the band. here it is...are ya ready?? ok...

the abc song by driving by braille a.k.a. yours truly a.k.a. sarah-ji
AY BEE CEE DEE EEE EF GEE!!!
AITCH AYE JAY KAY EL EM EN OH PEE!!!
QUE ARE ES TEE YOU VEE!!!
DOUBLE-YOU EX WHY AND ZEE!!!
NOW I KNOW MY AY BEE CEES!!!
NEXT TIME DON'T YOU FUCK WITH ME!!!

it's a short one, as will all our songs be...

i've gotten such a potty mouth lately, haven't i? or shall i say potty fingers since i'm typing? well, i would like to take this opportunity to apologize to rand, my little cousins, my brother, and i hope to god my mother doesn't know about this thing...some people are more sensitive than others to that kind of language...since i'm not going to censor myself, maybe i should come up w/ a rating system for each entry...like "this entry rated R for the 'F' word and bad grammar" or something like that...then my gentler readers can skip it. i don't know...if you happen to read this thing and you would prefer i gave warning please email me. otherwise i will cuss to my heart's content. over and out.