this entry is rated P for pathetic.

you know how on microwave popcorn, the instructions say not to leave popcorn unattended while it's popping? well...that's a good tip to follow...and when you're popping popcorn in your office pantry, it should be MANDATORY...

yes, it's superbowl sunday, and i'm at work, and yes, i left the pantry while the popcorn was in the microwave, and yes it burned something awful...i went and got the security guard because i was afraid the smoke would set off the fire alarm, and then the lake forest fire department would be taken away from their superbowl activities, and i'd never hear the end of it from my coworkers...i think we're okay now...the fire alarm would've gone off by now, and i turned on the vent/fan on the microwave...the entire half of the first floor smells like burnt something or another...great...it's where the CEO's office is...thank god i didn't use the executive pantry...my ass would be toast on monday...i just hope the smell is gone by tomorrow...it's not like i can open a window or anything...i hate big corporate buildings with windows that don't open...

i'm such an idiot...i mean, when i wanna cook, i can make something quite tasty...then i go and do something like burning microwave popcorn...when bruce & i first started dating, i couldn't even boil water...literally...

well, the good thing about working when no one is here is that i can play music i normally don't get to play during normal business hours, like bikini kill, and i can play it as LOUD as i want...or as loud as my speakers can handle...more later...