hell, no! (rap to ice cube/nwa's hello...roughly)

look at these computaz with attidudes
look at these computaz with attidudes
look at these computaz with attidudes
look at these computaz with attidudes

i bought this here compaq shit
this the mutherfuckin' crash i git? (hell, no!)
i bought this here compaq shit
this the mutherfuckin' crash i git? (hell, no!)

the mutherfuckin' world of computaz
full of megabytes, encryptin' heavy data
testin' the beta
i'm just looking for the internet
to not crash on me yet
'xasperatin', keepin' me waitin',
while i sit here debatin' whether to be investigatin'
other ways of communicatin'
how i'm hatin'
all this fuckin' obfuscatin'
the hardcore technofixatin'
i'm not relatin' to compaq's creatin'
these obstackles to my flight simulatin'
(i be dialin') 800 compaq-bite me
(and i'll tell 'em) this laptop's just shitty
(and it's a lemon) like sewage from some city
ain't no foolin' with me, or i'll drool in your tea
i'm fuckin' pissed, this shit wasn't even free
don't you see it's dissin' me?
it's just a pentium 3, that don't mean jack to me
it shouldda cost me nada
it's a whole lotta shit tostada
do ya hear me you fat liah!
even typewritas work for their ownas!
can you believe this here machine? brutha, hear me holler!
"it's unsolveable! compaq will screw you all!  hit-the-wall!
what the?...DOH!!!  let me go! this ain't feasible!
it's ineffectual! it's just shit!
why this plastic mutherfucker's givin' me anguish?!!"

look at these computaz with attidudes
look at these computaz with attidudes
look at these computaz with attidudes
look at these computaz with attidudes

i bought this here compaq shit
this the mutherfuckin' crash i git? (hell, no!)
i bought this here compaq shit
this the mutherfuckin' crash i git? (hell, no!)